Hey bestie! Welcome to your personalized birthday experience. This is gonna be fun, chaotic, and a little too honest. Ready?
Tabs chocolate - the ultimate romance. What's your vibe with it?
Tabs knew what they were doing naming it "romance"... should've named yours "chaos" instead. π
If you had to choose your forever chocolate, what would it be?
No judgment zone. Well... maybe a little. π
What's your dream BMW model?
Fun fact: You drive me crazy faster than any BMW ever could. π And that's saying something.
Here's some absolute queen moments of you:
Serving looks π
Pure perfection π
Those mesmerizing eyes πβ¨
Madam Sambar,
Another year older, still equally chaotic. I wouldn't have it any other way. You're that person who makes dark humor an art form, who judges my tab count but has exactly 73 open right now, and somehow still convinces me that your life choices make sense.
You deserve more chocolate than is humanly possible, a BMW in every color, and a best friend who appreciates your specific brand of weirdness. Turns out, I check all those boxes. π
P.S. - Theatre Guy doesn't know what he's missing. His loss, honestly. ππ (But we still rooting for you though!)
Here's to 365 more days of inside jokes, terrible decisions, and being the absolute best worst influence on each other.
Happy Birthday to my favorite troublemaker.
Forever yours (unfortunately for you),
Your Bestie π
Here's where it gets real...
You're getting a special gift/treat coming your way soon. Keep an eye on your DMs because surprise is coming to ruinβ I mean BLESS your day.